I play Ionesco, with a wonderful actor; we are not quite a married couple, but nearly, a painter and his customer. Since then I have not been able to make nonsense as wisely, virtuously and fast,nor was I ever as electrified by a giant turtle.
                  Monsieur:
                  Transform your art,
                  in a kind of battle.
                
                  Maler:
                  Ah!
                
                  Monsieur:
                  Art.
                
                  Maler:
                  Aha!
                
                  Monsieur:
                  Bon Appetit – is a battle for survival, just as anything else.
                
                  Maler:Ah!
                  (E. Ionésco)
                
Theater im Konzerthaus, Vienna
Premiere: 16.05.1992
Michael Scheidl, Hermann Scheidleder and Bettina Antonia
Heinz Wustinger
Nora Scheidl
Charlie Apfelbeck